Here is an example, and I do not recommend you try it.
"Pimples- For eruption of pimples on the face spread vaseline over the pimply part and then pat on as much sulphur as will stick, and let it remain for some hours."
That seems more like a good recipe for a chigger bite on the leg rather than a pimple on one's cheek.
The Virology program certainly contains no path to living for hundreds of years. I am sure that if one followed it, a normal life span would seem to last for centuries.